…for the apparent attraction of the Metro as it is held in a fellow commuter’s hands. An attraction that disappears completely when the commuter leaves it on the seat and you start reading it.

Still looks like Westminster are doing the right thing and charging them for dumping tonnes of crap on the streets of London every day.


  1. James

    crappetite

    e.g. I have a searing crappetite to find out whether Girls Aloud have been night clubbing with footballers recently.

    or

    e.g. My crappetite was sated by reading an opinion piece by Peaches Geldof on European Integration.

  2. James Casbon

    Excellent. Not entirely new (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crappetite) but a new use.